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Sunday, 13 October 2013

World Zombie Day 2013

Well it's been a good, long while since I last had anything to natter about on here, but yesterday it was the biggest public zombie event of the year, so if anything deserves a blog post it surely must be that.
Saturday October 12th was World Zombie Day 2013, an event which has been going on for some years now (obviously they don't call it 2013 every year, but I rather hoped you'd figured that out already).  Although everyone turns up to have a good time and be part of a massive mob of zombies, there is actually a good cause at the heart of WZD, and that's to raise money and other donations for charity.  Obviously being World Zombie Day, the charities varied from country to country, but they're all in support of the homeless.  Here in the UK, the big gathering took place in London, and food donations were being accepted for the Hackney food bank to help the homeless, whilst at the same time monetary donations could be texted in for St Mungos.
I was planning to meet up with the Silent Studios zombies, who I'd worked with in the past on their Zombie Weekend and the zombie invasion of Big Brother, and we'd agreed to bring food donations, so I'd already got my bag full of canned meat and fish ready to go.
 
The downside to being half a country away from the capital is that whenever I have a zombie trip to London I always have to get myself ready early.  Unfortunately on this occasion I also overslept, waking up at 7:30 and drastically reducing my makeup time!
Still, I did the best I could with the time I had available, and knocked out some acceptable zombie makeup in just over 45 minutes (I had been hoping to have 2 hours to do a really nice job on the skin tone and texture).  I should mention at this point that my choice of zombie for the day was the zombified version of Walter White/Heisenberg from the TV series Breaking Bad, which meant that for the first time I also had to zombify the back of my own bald head.  Only having one mirror in the house, this proved tricky, but later in the day I was told I'd managed to cover the whole area pretty evenly (phew!).
 
So I headed out of the flat nice and early to be greeted by rain (grumble grumble).  It was a half-hour walk to the train station, so even with my umbrella there was still some moisture getting through to my water-based makeup, and by the time I was actually on the train to London I was looking an absolute state (and not in a good way).  Luckily I had packed an emergency touch-up kit, so I took a seat close to the toilet and every few minutes kept dashing in to clear up the mess that had become of my face, and re-apply facepaint and blood to repair the damage.  By the time the train pulled up in London I'd made myself just about presentable, and the weather down south was absolutely perfect, so I hopped on the tube and headed to the meeting point at Marble Arch.
 
Part of the Heisenberg (or Heizomberg, as my friends labelled me) costume is a full-on chemical suit, which looks fantastic but (for obvious reasons) is completely non-porous, so I knew as soon as I started wearing it I'd start to cook.  For this reason I didn't actually bother wearing it for the journey down, so when I arrived at Marble Arch I didn't turn any heads as I was just another zombie amongst the masses already assembled.  Once I was there though, I was happy to suit up, so I grabbed the suit and lab gloves out of my bag and started to climb in (into the suit, not the bag).  Before I'd even got zipped up I had one bunch of zombies run over to ask if I was zombie Walter White, and half a dozen photographers approach to ask for shots once I'd finished getting ready.  By the time they'd all taken their photos, more people came over for pics, and I found that I actually couldn't escape from the entrance to the tube station for quite a while!  This might sound like an annoyance, but when you've put time and effort into getting your costume together (and shaving your head) it does give you a massive buzz to see people appreciating it.
 
Throughout the next hour - before the actual walk began - the zombie numbers began to swell, and the Silent Studios guys appeared for me to join.  Once the food donations had all been handed over, the walk began.
It was separated into four parts, with an hour's stop between each part for more zombies to join the fray, or for people to grab something to eat or drink.  The first leg took us from Marble Arch to Cavendish Square, then onto Picadilly Circus, from there to Leicester Square, and the final leg took the walk to the afterparty at Denmark Street.  Throughout every part of the walk it was great to see the reactions of the public as a horde of zombies came shambling past.  Some looked on with amusement, some with fear, some with amazement, and obviously there were a few who sneered and walked on by, but they were in the minority, and weren't going to ruin a great day out for the thousands of us :)  At each pit stop I got mobbed for photos again (I've never been stopped for so many pics in my life, hopefully it means there'll be some good ones online somewhere!), until finally I had to leave the proceedings at Leicester Square.  It was a bit of a heartbreaking moment, and I would have loved to have joined the afterparty, but sadly the final Denmark Street stop was at 19:00, and I had to be on a train back to the Midlands at 18:45.
 
It was an absolutely amazing day out, my first World Zombie Day and the first zombie walk I've actually walked in (having had to leave the Birmingham walk before it actually got started).  I'll definitely be going again next year, but next time I'll book myself a hotel room for the Saturday night and return home on Sunday so I can join the afterparty!  The only question is: which zombie shall I be?
 
As usual, I was too busy being a zombie to take many photos, but the few I did take are here :)
 
It's time to cook, Jesse!
 
Fairly epic hat


This is my BOOMSTICK!

A snack for the trip




Zombowie!

Extreme piercings


Sweet zombie Jesus...



Hail to the king, baby!

 

Thursday, 12 July 2012

Re: Your brains. An explanation

You may recall a couple of weeks ago I posted a very brief blog entry about being a zombie. And then I went to the pub.  Well it's explanation time.
Wish.co.uk (whose logo you can see splattered behind me) run a zombie apocalypse survival experience day, where you can go and spend the day in an abandoned shopping mall or old manor house, get given a shotgun, and are tasked with surviving against hoardes of rampaging zombies.  Now obviously until my research is complete there are currently no such things as zombies, which is why they require sporting (but slightly deranged) folk to dress up as zombies and take on the appropriate undead roles for the enjoyment of all.
Well it seems the zombie manor house (located in Warrington, just south of Manchester) is in need of new zombies, so on Thursday June 28th there were auditions run at Pineapple Dance Studio in London to find the perfect walking corpse.

It was a bit of a spur of the moment thing. I only found out about the auditions through Stephen Fry's Twitter feed on Tuesday night, but luckily was able to get the day off at short notice.  At this point I didn't even know if I could feasibly make it to Warrington and back every other weekend even if I got the job, but thought the audition itself would be a good laugh.  So through insane storms I trudged, and against all odds I made it to the doors of the studio in one (very wet) piece.
Seeing as I've never tried applying any kind of horror movie makeup before I just turned up as myself, and once I'd registered I was swiftly lead off to have some wonderful zombie touches applied to my face, and you can see the results yourself!
The actual audition only lasted a few minutes. There was a brief video interview of my zombie character (How did you die? What's your favourite organ to eat? Etc.), followed by a brief interview of myself (Where have you travelled from? Do you mind being shot at with ballistic weapons? Etc.), and then the moment where all of the zombie impressions at the pub finally paid off.  I was asked to leave the room and re-enter in zombie mode, and once I heard an audio cue ("Oh shit, it's a zombie!) I had to go into attack mode and launch myself at the audition panel.

Once that was over all of the zombies just milled around outside the studios, just chatting and following random passers-by down the street.  And when it was all over we were taken down the pub for drinks :) It should be noted that the pub was about a 10-15 minute walk away, and we all (roughly 50 of us at this point) stayed in character for the shamble through the streets of London. We got some strange looks, but it was all good fun!  Unfortunately I couldn't stay too late on account of the 4 hour journey home, but I enjoyed the post-audition mingle nonetheless.  And I stayed in makeup all the way home.


Friday, 29 June 2012

Re: Your Brains...

 
Yesterday I was a zombie.  This may well have been the most fun day of my entire life, so much so that it deserves a gushing blog entry!

However, I'm heading out to the pub in a bit, so the blog entry will have to wait!  Stay tuned though :)